Does the rest of this league even have a pulse? I know you're out there because I can hear you moaning!! Wait...I think that's just Funny Smell crying in the corner. It's the Long Ball League and not the Long Ball Morgue!! I promise you that if you interact maybe once a month that nobody will make fun of you....wait....sorry I can't make that promise. George is getting upset!!
Edited: Sat May 2 10:52pm ET
Something smells stanky in here and I'm pretty sure that it is Funky 
y Bunch's team!!
Has the Earth started turning in the opposite direction on its axis? Wassup wit "Funky Smell?" Bottom of the standings? Stand back for another Costanza Rocket Ship to the top of the standings propulsion because "it" will happen!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Mick Abel SP MIN
- Willy Adames SS SF
- Sam Antonacci 2B CWS
- Matthew Boyd SP CHC
- Connelly Early SP BOS
- Josuar Gonzalez SS SF
- Josh Jung 3B TEX
- Jack Leiter SP TEX
- Coby Mayo 1B BAL
- Casey Mize SP DET
- Luis Pena SS MIL
- Luis Robert CF NYM
- Rainiel Rodriguez C STL
- Noah Schultz SP CWS
- Kodai Senga SP NYM
- Eugenio Suarez 3B CIN
- Grant Taylor SP CWS
Positions Needed:
- SS
- OF
Edited: Thu Apr 30 9:39pm ET
You guys let me know when you've had enough and I'll try to let up a little bit!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Bryan Baker RP TB
- Seranthony Dominguez RP CWS
- Jakob Junis SP TEX
- Paul Sewald RP ARI
- Devin Williams RP NYM
looking for SP or HR/RBI Bat
Middle of the pack. Back where i belong
Hoo - Wah!!
Edited: Thu Apr 16 9:53am ET
On The Black exhibiting the art of crashing and burning into Standings Hell!! 
Crashed and burning
Ruh-Roh!!
Edited: Mon Apr 6 11:07am ET
Uh-oh....looks like I have been repelled by Satan and I am headed like a rocket ship to the top of the Standings!! Stand back On The Black or the exhaust from when I blast past you will blow your hair straight up and back as Georgie's team vaults into first!!
It looks as though were about to find out. lol...... pick it up Costanza!
Edited: Sat Apr 4 11:08pm ET
Quick question....is it possible for your Team Standings Score to go so low that it detaches and falls completely off of the Team Scoring column?
So far....April sucks!!
Edited: Sat Apr 4 4:17pm ET
WARNING: I recommend that all team owners stand wayyyy back so they don't get burnt because On The Black is on fire!!
HELLO DOWN THERE!!!!!
Damn....this hole is deep as all hell!! I wonder where the hell On The Black went?
Its lonely down here, but i dont plan on being here for long.
Edited: Thu Apr 2 5:24pm ET
Hey On The Black.....how is the weather down there? Say hey to Satan for me!!
Edited: Fri Mar 27 2:19am ET
👹 Does he mean second place is where he belongs? 👹 I'm 'fused!! 
Right where I belong. Start to finish this year.
LETS GOOOO!!!!!!
