Does the rest of this league even have a pulse? I know you're out there because I can hear you moaning!! Wait...I think that's just Funny Smell crying in the corner. It's the Long Ball League and not the Long Ball Morgue!! I promise you that if you interact maybe once a month that nobody will make fun of you....wait....sorry I can't make that promise. George is getting upset!!
Edited: Sat May 2 10:52pm ET
Something smells stanky in here and I'm pretty sure that it is Funky 
y Bunch's team!!
Has the Earth started turning in the opposite direction on its axis? Wassup wit "Funky Smell?" Bottom of the standings? Stand back for another Costanza Rocket Ship to the top of the standings propulsion because "it" will happen!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Mick Abel SP MIN
- Willy Adames SS SF
- Sam Antonacci 2B CWS
- Matthew Boyd SP CHC
- Connelly Early SP BOS
- Josuar Gonzalez SS SF
- Josh Jung 3B TEX
- Jack Leiter SP TEX
- Coby Mayo 1B BAL
- Casey Mize SP DET
- Luis Pena SS MIL
- Luis Robert CF NYM
- Rainiel Rodriguez C STL
- Noah Schultz SP CWS
- Kodai Senga SP NYM
- Eugenio Suarez 3B CIN
- Grant Taylor SP CWS
Positions Needed:
- SS
- OF
Edited: Thu Apr 30 9:39pm ET
You guys let me know when you've had enough and I'll try to let up a little bit!!
Trade Block Update
Players on the Block:
- Bryan Baker RP TB
- Seranthony Dominguez RP CWS
- Jakob Junis SP TEX
- Paul Sewald RP ARI
- Devin Williams RP NYM
looking for SP or HR/RBI Bat
Middle of the pack. Back where i belong
Hoo - Wah!!
Edited: Thu Apr 16 9:53am ET
On The Black exhibiting the art of crashing and burning into Standings Hell!! 
Crashed and burning
